Comedian Brittany Schmitt reveals ex Armie Hammer ‘branded’ her during first date

Comedian Brittany Schmitt revealed her ex Armie Hammer “branded” her during their very first date.

“So, this is, like, my bad in not noticing a red flag. I’m a Taurus, I’m a bull, so I love a red flag,” Schmitt told pal Brittany Furlan on the “This Is the Worst” podcast Wednesday.

“So, the first night we did hang out, he did give us tattoos.”

Furlan, who is married to Tommy Lee, couldn’t contain her shock upon hearing the admission, as she believed the “Call Me by Your Name” star had given Schmitt the ink weeks into the brief romance, which occurred in August.

“They’re on my hand. They’re cute,” Schmitt, 32, said. “He was just doing stick and poke, but it did escalate over the time that he was staying with this guy he was sober companioning.

“He did order a tattoo gun.”

Comedian Brittany Schmitt showed off her various hand tattoos and explained the “Call Me by Your Name” star did them with a “stick and poke” ink method. This Is The Worst Podcast/YouTube Schmitt also dished that Hammer began “tattooing strangers” and called it “Cannibal Ink” in light of his scandal. This Is The Worst Podcast/YouTube

Schmitt shared that Hammer, 37, began “tattooing strangers” and calling it “Cannibal Ink” in light of his 2021 scandal.

“He thought he was being funny, and I was like, ‘Maybe don’t lean into that,'” she recalled. “But yeah, we got matching tattoos the first night, which I was in a dark place.”

Another one of Hammer’s exes, Paige Lorenze, previously claimed to Page Six that the actor had branded the letter “A” near her vagina with a knife, but his attorney later said in a statement that “any interactions” were “fully discussed, agreed upon and mutually participatory.”

“He thought he was being funny, and I was like, ‘Maybe don’t lean into that,'” Schmitt recalled. brittanyschmitt/Instagram

Schmitt, who is also sober, did share that the “Social Network” star was “very open about everything” and “very willing to talk” about his kinks, which she said he described as “a cycle of completion.”

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“‘I’m inside of you. I want you to be inside of me,'” she recalled him saying, to which she quipped, “‘Could I just put a finger in your butt?'”

The stand-up comic also explained that Hammer’s kinks were a “cycle of completion.” Getty Images

Schmitt further explained that Hammer’s “cannibalism” kink was simply him pushing the “limit” with biting.

“It would get really f–king hard, and I would say stop, and he would stop,” she said. “I was consensual with everything that was going on. I didn’t have the same experiences as the other girls.”

The stand-up comic clarified she was not “negating” any of the other women’s experiences or “saying it didn’t happen” but acknowledged that her “experience was different.”

“I was consensual with everything that was going on,” she said. “I didn’t have the same experiences as the other girls.” brittanyschmitt/Instagram

The pair’s short-lived romance ultimately fizzled, and Hammer moved on with Marina Gris, to whom he eventually became engaged.

That relationship also ended, with Gris sharing earlier this month that the chapter “closed.”

Gris, 26, stated on social media that she was “aware of the conversations and stories circulating” about the disgraced movie star, who was accused of rape, but insisted her experiences with him were “positive and in no way reflective of these allegations.”