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That Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission and Minister of Power, Adebayo Adelabu, scion of stormy petrel of Ibadan’s 1950s politics, Adegoke “Penkelemesi” Adelabu, could conspire to place University College Hospital, or “Oritamefa,’ in financially suffocating Band A premium electricity market segment is a wicked act against the minister’s fellow Ibadan citizens.
It shows that NERC, the minister, and the government they serve have no human feelings. Anyone who puts “Oritamefa” in disgraceful and dire straits and compromises its services to the Ibadan community has done the same grade of psychological damage that those who rested Kingsway Stores did to the Baby Boomer generation of Nigeria.
UCH, to those who may not know, is a folksy rock star institution to the Ibadan, nay, the old Western Nigeria, of a period spanning the closing years of the colonial era, the First Republic, the Second Republic, and the first of the misguided military regimes in Nigeria’s chequered political history.
UCH, the oldest university teaching hospital in Nigeria, established in 1952, was initially quartered at the Eleyele fort of the West Africa Frontier Force that fought in Burma during the Second World War. Construction of its current site, started in 1953, was completed on November 20, 1957.
With hospital beds estimated at 1,000 and nearly 7,000 workers, UCH, host of the older University of Ibadan College of Medicine that was established in 1948, is reputed to have been the preferred hospital of Saudi Arabia’s ruling house in the 1960s and 1970s. Now that the old landmarks have collapsed, the Saudi royals will never subject their health to the care of UCH.
It must be stated, as many times as it is necessary, that the failure of Nigeria’s electricity sector is largely from the national grid, owned and operated 100 per cent by the Transmission Company of Nigeria, which is, in turn, owned 100 per cent by the Federal Government of Nigeria on behalf of the mythical public interest.
Reports indicate that the damn thing has broken down more than 10 times in 2024 alone and more than 100 times, from the days of the government of President Muhammadu Buhari, Sai Gaskiya, and Seriki Integrity, that was swept into office in 2015 through the auspices of a special-purpose political vehicle called the All Progressives Congress.
The problem of the national grid doesn’t look as if it is going to go away very soon when you consider the bumbling and rambling that Coach Fanny Amun would have described as “wobbling and fumbling” of the managers of Nigeria’s electricity sector.
A viral amateur video shows some UCH patients, after enduring seventeen days without electricity, protesting, from their wards to the offices of the staff, to demand, in Yoruba, “E tan ina fun wa. Ee fun wa ni ina, ee fun wa l’omi. UCH, e ma pa wa. E lo san owo ina. Aa kii se eranko.”
If roughly translated into English, it would be: “Give us light. You didn’t give us light; you didn’t even give us water. UCH (management), do not kill us. Go and pay your outstanding electricity bill. We are not animals!
An overwhelmed, but unidentified, officer tried to assuage the protesting patients who switched off the lights (probably provided by generators) in his office, apparently to “democratise” the absence of electricity. He lapsed into a mix of Yoruba and English.
He went: “Now, nwon a lo wa solution sii. But, oro ina, o ti koja agbara ibi yi. Ki NEPA maa mu bill N88, N99 million! Ki awa na ba ara wa so ooto oro. Eni to ye ka pariwo si, oun ni awon Abuja ti nwon so pe nwon maa fun wa ni 50 per cent, ti nwon de se. Se o ti ye nyin bayi? So, e lo calm down.”
Translation: “They’ll go find a solution. But the matter is beyond this place. Imagine NEPA (the name of the government-owned electricity company before partial privatisation of the electricity sector), bringing N88, N99 million monthly electricity bill.
“Let’s also tell ourselves the truth. The one that deserves a protest is Abuja (the Federal Government), which undertook to pay 50 per cent of our electricity bill but failed to do so. Do you understand my explanation? Now, go and calm down.”
After the kerfuffle, Oladayo Olabampe, Chairman, Joint Action Committee of UCH trade unions, gave a Television Continental anchor person a more elaborate explanation of what led to the protest by the “sick” patients, if you will permit the redundancy.
It is just a way of borrowing the double superlative literary device of William Shakespeare, who coined the expression “the most unkindest cut,” to drive home the point that even so-called loyalist and closest friend, Brutus, plunged his dagger into the chest of Julius Caesar.
Olabampe explained: “The reason we find ourselves in this situation is… when you manufacture a product that (the elite) don’t consume… The problem we have with the sector is that… our governments do not patronise our hospital… and so we are left in the hands of manipulators (like Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company) who bring power bills that they like.
“Imagine power (bill) running into… N99 million… Where are we going to get such money from? When they were bringing N40, N50 (million) before they started the upgraded power bills, we were not able to sustain it.
“While we were battling with that, they said they put us in Band A, and that made the bill skyrocket. From N50, N40 million, we come to N80, N88, N99 million (monthly electricity bill). There is no way we can cope.”
If relatives of Minister Adelabu, who still remain in his native Ibadan hometown for the obvious reason that not every one of them will be able to live the luxurious life of a minister with him in Abuja, were among the wailing patients of the UCH, one wonders if he would not have been overwhelmed by the pathos and found an immediate solution to the problem.
He probably has no way to empathise with these poor patients and their scared relatives because his Abuja residence and office, the premises of his NERC and that of IBEDC, and the Aso Rock Villa residence of his principal, the President, and ministries, departments, and agencies of government have generators, euphemistically referred to as “off-grid sources of electricity!”
Well, if you have not noticed, “Oritamefa,” which means a crossroad of six roads, is an apt metaphor for the choices that must be made for Nigeria’s comatose healthcare delivery system. As it is with “oritamefa,” so it is with Nigeria’s healthcare delivery system.
By the way, what and who is responsible for the appearance of allocations for construction and equipping of intensive care units and amenity centres in Ijero Ekiti, Efon Alaye, and Aramoko, all in Ekiti State Central Senatorial Zone of Senate Majority Leader, Opeyemi Bamidele, in the budgetary provisions of University College Hospital, Ibadan?
If medical doctors, Prof. Ali Pate, Coordinating Minister of Health and Social Welfare, and Dr. Tunji Alausa, Minister of Education, can find a common ground to “resuscitate” “Oritamefa,” they could find a solution that runs through both the healthcare and the education sectors of Nigeria.
And the three attributes of Nigerian workers—energy, skills, and time—would have been further enhanced.
