Richard Keys finds a way to give Newcastle United no credit for Manchester City game – Only him

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You have to hand it to Richard Keys.

You can be absolutely sure of one thing.

He will say absolutely anything to wind people up and get attention.

This is especially so with Richard Keys and Newcastle United fans, he absolutely loves it.

His mission in life is to irritate as many people as he can.

Which to be fair he is pretty good at!

This time it is how to find a way to give Newcastle United no credit whatsoever for their performance and result against reigning champions Manchester City. The visitors who had in their last 14 Premier League matches, won 13 and drawn the other against title challengers Arsenal.

Richard Keys via his personal blog – 30 September 2024:

“I’d love to be able to talk about the first-half at Newcastle – but I fell asleep. What a bore-fest again City. They really can be a hard watch. I read they completed 249 passes before getting three shots on target. Wow. Newcastle hit the target twice from 168 passes.

“What would Kevin Keegan – the King of the entertainers – make of it all? Knowing him as I do I’m pretty sure he’d hate it.

“Post match Guardiola complimented Eddie Howe on Newcastle’s approach. ‘They try to do the right things’ he said. Really? Who decides what the right things are Guardiola?

“Ask any Geordie whether he/she would rather watch what these two served up Saturday – or a Keegan team ripping into the opposition. I know the answer.”

Newcastle 1 Manchester City 1 – Saturday 28 September 12.30pm

(Stats via BBC Sport)

Goals:

Newcastle United:

Gordon 58 pen

Man City:

Gvardiol 35

Possession was Newcastle 38% Man City 62%

Total shots were Newcastle 11 Man City 16

Shots on target were Newcastle 4 Man City 6

Corners were Newcastle 5 Man City 6

Touches in the box Newcastle 25 Man City 39